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Wednesday, 21 March 2007

The Gospel According To Archer

Jesus was no miracle worker: the gospel of Jeffrey Archer

Jesus did not turn water into wine, nor did he calm the storm on the Sea of Galilee or walk on water, according to a “gospel” published with Vatican approval and co-written by Jeffrey Archer.

The Gospel According to Judas, introduced yesterday at a press conference chaired by the head of the Pontifical Biblical Institute in Rome, also denies that Judas accepted 30 pieces of silver to betray Jesus. The book will be launched in London today at Westminster Cathedral.

Well now. we can believe this totally - seeing as how it is written by such a reliable author!

1 comments:

Glenda said...

Hip hip hooray for my darling Jeff and his stirling efforts in bringing Judas Priest right back where they belong. Tinkey I simply loved their last album and to think ex Lord Liar of old London town has penned their well deserved book. Not arf mate as they say in all good metal shops. No doubt we will see a positive resurrection of all our Galilean faves like John and the Baptists and Cross Idol. Winkey I think the nation should be giving a mighty kit-e-kat to darling jeff and his daily starry eyed disciples. Yus me lud

Love Glenda x