8 Questions That Need An Answer

1. Why..... Did anyone think we needed a biography of Colleen Mcloughlin?

We all know that fame is cheap these days but what possible interest could her life hold for anyone outside family and friends. And could we not wait until she has actually had a life?

2. Who..... Cares that Elton John is 60?

'nuff said.

3. What..... Kind of idiot is Frank Albrecht?

If it wasn't so unpleasant, this quote...

"The zoo must kill the bear," said spokesman Frank Albrecht. "Feeding by hand is not species-appropriate but a gross violation of animal protection laws."

...would be genuinely funny.

4. Will..... Lily Allen please stop it?

...singing, that is...and talking...or writing...and whining...please!!!!

5. Was..... Jane Austin a minger?

"I know you are not supposed to judge a book by its cover. Sadly people do. If you look more attractive, you just stand out more," said Ms Trayler.

If that's what will decide whether you buy the book or not...then don't bother, you'll only be disappointed when you find it contains words of more than two syllables.

6. Where..... Can I sign up?

McDonald's seeks 'McJob' rewrite

Any takers on whether they get into three figures?

7. When..... Will we learn to ignore the hype?

The European launch of the PlayStation 3 has been met by both cheers and indifference across the continent.

Maybe, just maybe we are starting to...there are pile of them left at the local HMV.

8. Which..... Witch?

White witch 'sacked for days off'

Clearly, her "witchy powers" don't run to seeing into the future otherwise she might have worked out that her employers were going to be hacked off with her missing 21 days in a six month probation period. Of course she could have been genuinely ill...obviously the healing potions didn't work.





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